Here's another annual letter
Auction Load Limits
Well another year has came to an end. I hope this past year has been a good one for finding all kinds of "neat stuff". I was at an auction the other day and saw Terry Brown. We both went home with a pickup load of "stuff". I can always tell how good an auction is by how much "stuff" I buy. I have a 24 foot gooseneck trailer, which if loaded indicates a good auction. After one of last springs "5 trailer load" auctions, my other half put a limit on purchasing of 1 load per auction. At first this seemed to be a problem. However with lots of extra chains, boomers, ratchet straps and creative loading ideas this problem was somewhat overcome. The down side is sometimes I have to buy things I don't want just to extend the trailer or make sideboards so I can get more on. The upside is, I will achieve my "15 minutes" of fame. Sooner or later someone will take my picture of one of these loads going down the highway or scattered out down the highway. In any event it will surely make the local news or better yet the National TV. Americas Funniest Home Video's comes to mind.
My wife thinks the "stuff" I buy is junk. That's the problem with my wife, no imagination. This explains left over turkey sandwiches in February. For example, she wanted me to buy a lawn mower that was more maneuverable so it wouldn't take so long to mow the yard. She views objects stored in the yard as obstacles to mow around. Maneuverability isn't the problem, the yard is an Extreme Lawn Mower Race Course. One of the many fine auction lawn mowers I have was modified for the purpose of E.L.M. I of course used the tools of the trade, cutting tourch, welder, duct tape, baling wire, larg hammer and of course lots of my own ideas. Now we all know the cheapest way to get more horesepower is to add a turbo charger. Since I have never seen a turbo for a small engine I used the blower from an old hand powered forge. Using small auction odds and ends like incorrect bolts, pulleys and belts, I had it put together. Now the beauty of this idea is, the blower was originally hand powered. But if you belt it up to the mower, well now, that'll get you some horsepower. Adding steel wheels eliminates flat tires. On a side note, put a really good spring loaded tractor seat on to help reduce the jarring effect in case you run over a lost treasure on the course. Adding a 5 gallon White Eagle gas can cuts down on pit stops. Why I won't even need to make a pit stop as soon as I get that Skeet Thrower modified to throw a can of soda to me no matter where I am on the E.L.M. course. If you don't have the items mentioned, go to an auction. Until then, keep spending your kids inheritance on treasures.
Thanks to Roger Schmidt
I can always count on Roger to give me a year end story. Makes my job easier
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Junes Escapades
It was mentioned a while back that they haven't heard about June for a while. Let me bring you'al up to date. June has had a relatively quite year. No broken legs or nuthin. She has acquired a few treasures this past year. She got a couple of little Allis's, a B-10 & a B110, a Case 224, a Gravely 816, A Fuller and Johnson pump jack and engine, a Hercules engine, and right at years end she bought a Pennsylvania Panzer garden tractor. She acquired a weird Citreon car, a 46 Willys jeep, a 1946 Chevy one ton winch truck, A couple of Cushman 3 wheel trucksters, a yellow swamp buggy thing, probably half a dozen different popcorn poppers. This just the items she has told me about, don't know what else she might of drug home. She is looking forward to retiring in May. Then she should have time to work on this junk. She also bought a concession trailer. Maybe I can get her a job selling hot dogs and popcorn after she retires.
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More highlights of the January 2003 meeting:
It was voted by the membership to publish a monthly financial statement. It was not discussed but I assume the intention is for it to be mailed with the news letter. We will see how this develops. It was also agreed to have at least one 3'X 5' flag made to put on the back of the people mover. The cost will be $175 for the first one additional flags will be cheaper. It was not agreed as to the design. Will need further discussion as to layout and color schemes. John and Winifred Bryan, Sedan, Ks donated an old road grader to the club. We will get it over to our part of the country as soon as we can get it out of the site and get it loaded. It appears to be in very good condition. It belonged to Mrs. Bryan's father and dates back to the early 1900's.
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